- Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
- "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!"
- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
- Hand me that ... uh ... that uh..... thingie
- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
- There go the lights again...
- "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys… and this guy's got two of'em.
- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
- Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.
- What's this doing here?
- I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
- That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
- Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
- Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right?
- The “5-second rule” applies to organs, too – right?
- What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...
- “Oh, you mean HIS right…”
- OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
- This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
- Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
- What do you mean "You want a divorce"!?!
- FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
- Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
Sunday, October 5, 2008
THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR IN SURGERY
Posted by albularyo at 2:03 AM
Labels: Humor in Medicine
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